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Monkey dong

So I was at the zoo; walking around minding my own business, enjoying the elephants, making faces at the lions when suddenly I reached the monkeys who started throwing their crap at me. What is it that makes a monkey look at his dong and think: "hey, this looks like something I can throw around"? What is it that makes a monkey look at me and think: "hey, he looks like someone I can throw my crap at"? Well, it's payback time! In Monkey dong, you are at the zoo and you get to throw crap at the monkeys. This is pure family fun people. You have a limited amount of 'ammo' and you get points for good hits. Be careful; monkeys are fast and they will without a doubt throw their dong right back at you.